Foods in "The Simpsons"
Originally by Jordan Eisenberg
Maintained by Marissa Sammy
A list of various foods that have made appearances on The Simpsons
"If God didn't want us to eat in church, he would have made gluttony a sin."
-- Homer, "King of the Hill (5F16)"
In the Simpson Home
| 7F23 | Marge takes potatoes au gratin to the Flanders' barbecue |
| 7F24 | Bart eats Krusty Flakes (Krusty Hotline 1-909-O-U-KLOWN); Homer has two stacks of pancakes |
| 8F01 | Marge makes "meatloaf men" |
| 8F03 | Cereals in the Simpsons cupboard include Jackie-O's (free stretch pants inside!), Chocolate Frosted Frosty Krusty Flakes (only sugar has more sugar!), Vitapillars, and Kelp Chex; Homer eats "Le Gourmet" ice cream |
| 8F04 | Marge puts honey glaze on Homer's prize ham; promises to give the poor "something they'd actually like, instead of old limabeans and pumpkin mix" |
| 8F05 | Marge serves Krusty meatloaf and pineapple upside-down cake |
| 1F02 | Marge offers Burns and his lawyers tea and marshmallow squares; Homer watches commercial for a worcestershire soft drink ("mmmm -- steaky!") |
| 1F06 | Homer eats honey roasted peanuts (ingredients: salt, artificial honey roasting agents, pressed peanut sweepings); Bart sets his traps with "floor-pie" |
| 1F14 | Marge is roasting a turkey when she trips out on spiked Springfield water; Homer mistakes a waffle for The Lord; Marge and Lisa make fruit punch (using recipe from Fruit Punch Advisory Board) for picnic |
| 1F17 | Homer prepares dinner and loads it with sugar; finds an Englishman has nicked some sugar for his tea the minute Homer turns his back on his sugar pile
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| 1F18 | Marge suggests that Bart take a potato for show and tell because she thinks they're "neat"; Bart mistakes a bran muffin for a geode; Lisa tells Bart that everybody needs a nemesis ("Mountain Dew has its Mello Yello....")
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| 2F07 | Homer passes up sex with Marge because he ate too many enchiladas; tries to talk to Bart but is distracted by the sticky, nutty, chewy, chocoatey candy bar Bart's eating; eats potato chips over Maggie while she's in a Snugli |
| 3F22 | Marge makes rice krispie squares and Tang for Lisa's friends; Lisa eats Krusty-O's for breakfast and threatens Bart with the honey bear |
| 5F08 | Marge makes lemonade for the kids; finds breakfast later in the form of "the red things that grow in this tree" |
| 5F11 | Homer sticks his pencils in Marge's good butter |
| 4F02 | Homer gets Hugo's weekly bucket of fishheads out of the fridge (also in there: a turkey & a bunch of purple grapes); Hugo later eats fishheads with a glass of milk; Simpson dinner consists of turkey, peas, mashed potatoes, and Hugo's napkin; Lisa's science project tests if cola can dissolve a tooth (science has already proven the dangers of alcohol & Chinese food); Marge promises waffles for breakfast but instead serves square pancakes |
| 3F23 | Hank Scorpio brings a welcoming fruit basket & urges them to try the pineapples (full of papain!); Lisa is too stuffed up to taste Marge's delicious boiled celery |
| 4F03 | Homer sits at kitchen table eating blueberry pie and orange juice |
| 4F06 | Marge tosses salad while Lisa dances around her peach tree; Bart rinses his mouth out with soda and later claims that Marge punishes him by making him taste beer; Ned confesses he let Todd buy a box of Red Hots with a cartoon devil on it |
| 4F04 | Family eats spaghetti & meatballs in front of tv; Marge glazes ham for dinner, but at table guests eat lasagne, asparagus, & mashed potatoes; Marge hides her Allied Biscuit crackers; leaves frozen hot dogs thawing in sink, which Homer eats plain dipped in a jar of mustard; Lisa gets cola from fridge; Bart's three cavities earn him Marge's specialty, Butterscotch Chicken |
In the Workplace
| 7F23 | Vending machine only has apples |
| 7F24 | Lenny & Carl save Homer a donut with pink frosting |
| 8F03 | Bart makes a Manhattan for Legs; does shots of milk |
| 8F04 | Homer pokes donuts to discern the fillings ("eeiw, lemon; ugh, cherry; ooh, custard; mmm...purple"); Burns demands a wine spritzer, and don't be stingy with the vino; Homer wins ham for averting meltdown |
| 1F02 | Burns claims that they make cookies at the plant -- Mr. Burns' Old-Fashioned, Good-Time, Extra-Chewy Cookies |
| BABF22 | Carl and Lenny eat sandwiches and chips while Homer makes his Animotion pitch |
| 3F23 | Homer motivates by offering donuts and the possibility of more donuts to come; Scorpio gives him sugar from his pockets and offers cream |
| 4F04 | Allied Biscuit exec (with freeform cracker sculpture on desk) fires Kirk because crackers are a family food |
Moe's (and any other Fine Drinking Establishment)
| 8F04 | Lisa follows Homer to Moe's and orders a chocolate milk |
| 5F10 | In addition to The Pimento Grove, Krusty goes on a bar-hop including The Gutter Room (stein of beer; sixpack of Duff), Blotto's (skein of wine/mead), The Bloated Liver (champagne from glass slipper, then from boot, then from Stanley Cup) |
| AABF20 | The Java Server ("Grand Opening -- wel.com") |
| 4F03 | Moe says boxers eat steak & lobster & salad bar all in a single meal with the dressing of their choice |
In the School
| 1F17 | Lisa claims she likes to "smell her lunch"; class diorama projects include Nelson's "Grapes of Wrath" and Uter's "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" |
| 1F18 | Nelson brings a tomato paste can and reads the label ("Ingredients: fresh pureed tomatoes, water, salt, sodium benzoate used to retard spoilage"); Mrs. Krabappel feeds Martin's cookies to the dog ("My Raisin Roundies!"); Lunchlady Doris cooks with Assorted Horse Parts, now with More Testicles ("More testicles mean more iron!"); Willie gets Lunchlady Doris to grease him up; Flanders proposes to put the "stew" back in "students" and has peanut butter cups, Yoo-Hoo, and Slice in his office; Milhouse goes wild by rubbing ketchup on his stomach
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| CABF15 | Groundskeeper Willie's special puke-absorbing sawdust blend contains cinnamon |
The Kwik-E-Mart
| 1F18 | Bart gets gargantuan cone at the self-serve
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At Other People's Houses, Public Buildings/Areas, or In Vehicles
| 1F17 | Homer eats pizza while driving and makes Bart steer; finds crashed sugar truck ("White Gold! Texas tea!...sweetener!!") |
| 1F18 | Skinner offers Bart a diet caffeine-free Dr. Pepper or individual fruit cup; grills sausages for Bart on barbecue; Bart says he though he heard somebody mention Skinner in the cafeteria but they might have been saying "skim milk"
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| AABF20 | Homer imitates a child's voice in the bank to get a treat ("Daddy, ask the man for some candy?"); Homer breaks into Ned's house, finds him eating milk & cookies, and makes himself a sandwich; the 33-cent store offers strange foods (Cool Ranch Soda, Onions?, Skittlebrau, Plankton [may cause red tide poisoning]); in Japan, Lisa wants to go to an authentic noodle house and Marge wants to see the Japanese take on the club sandwich; Homer buys $150 square watermelon, eats $50 pretzel at a sumo match, and is served tea and rice in prison; the family works at the Osaka Seafood Concern; Bart says he'll miss Japan's Kentucky Fried Chicken |
| 4F03 | Drederick Tatum discusses blackened & sauteed sea bass with Charlie Sheen at a boxing match |
| 4F05 | Larry Burns offers Waynesport squash candy to the train passengers; says Burns has more bread than a prison meatloaf; Burns answers his door drinking a lime rickey; at the Springfield Glen Country Club Buffet, Larry tries to eat the entire shrimp cocktail platter |
| 4F06 | Burns' & Smithers' picnic consists of a rack of lamb and a soup tureen; environmentalists serve kelp burgers; the Maison Derriere is described as the sauce on your steak, the cheese in your cake, the clams on your linguine |
| 4F04 | Homer buys Marge a truckstop Carvel ice-cream cake shaped like a whale ("For a Whale of a Wife") |
Restaurants and Food-Producing Places
| 1F17 | Goldsboro's Honey |
| 1F18 | Skinner takes Bart to Luigi's ("they'll make a pizza pie with the topping of your choice,"); Bart returns alone later and is given "a plate of the red crap"
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| AABF20 | At Americatown, they sit at the Massachusetts table and gawk at the price of coleslaw (10,000 yen) |
Events, Festivals, Fairgrounds and Amusement Parks
4F05 Mount Swartzwelder Historic Cider Mill
- -Flanders family shows up wearing apple hats
- -Flanders explains the difference between cider and juice; "If it's clear and yella, you've got juice there, fella! If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town!"
- -Marge buys two jugs of cider and an apple pie (which Abe sits on) to take home
CABF15 Church Ice Cream Social: "A sundae service you can swallow!"
- -Lovejoy has "Crucifixins" with flavours like Blessed Virgin Berry, Commandmint, Biblegum; Unitarian ice cream has nothing there
- -Mrs. Lovejoy serves Homer one Tower of Babel cone ("and build it to heaven!")
- -Frink creates the first intra-bovine ice cream maker, Mootilda; Cletus successfully orders "the darkitty kind" but Marge's request for a swirl is refused with a kick to Frink's groin
- -Hibbert cures Nelson's brain freeze with 50 cc's of hot fudge ("you may feel a slight chocolatey sensation")
- -Ned thinks that Rachel also likes plain vanilla ice cream with nothing on it, but it's just that Bart and Milhouse have eaten all the toppings
CABF15 Praiseland
- -Ned offers Ralph a Noah's Ark of jellies and when Chief Wiggum asks if there's two of every flavour, Ned tells him no ("they're all the same -- plain!")
- -Lenny exclaims "A Bible park without beer? Now I've seen everything!"
- -Carl complains about the candy being sub-par ("Any religion that embraces carob is not for Carl Carlson.")
- -Comic Book Guy's gas-induced hallucination is about being Spock and eating a burrito
- -Burns & Cletus toast with champagne and moonshine respectively; Nelson breaks bread on Martin's head
BABF22 The Totally Sick, Twisted, F***ed Up Animation Festival
- -Princess Tempura employs her "Prawn Power" in the anime "Transformazoids"
AABF20 Happy Smile Super Challenge Family Wish Show
- -Homer hopes to win free dinner at Americatown
- -he also hopes there isn't an ice-cream round
- -fake lava is orangeade made by Osaka Orangeade Concern (loaded with wasabi!)
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